Equine Team

Hay Management & Human Training

Professional Hay Consumers | Part-Time Drama Queens | Full-Time Human Supervisors

“We don't work for humans. Humans work for us”

Our horses work tirelessly to ensure no hay goes uneaten, no clean stall stays clean, and no human gets too comfortable.

Human Employee Satisfaction: Under investigation.

  • Ice Cream

  • Waffle Cone

  • Pegasus

  • Shooting Star

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